Skrt Skrt Then I Skeet Skeet

i had the best chance at a new years kiss this year but well, you know how life goes sometimes

Holding myself back from posting some salty ass shit on twitter rn lmaofuck

Lmao @ the stupidity I be putting up with for this one

supersoftly:

mickeyandscroogefangirl:

beyoncescock:

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

Reblogging so I don’t have to suffer alone

(via cryptid-sighting)

arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

(via social-darwin-awards-deactivate)

I wanna be mega drunk rn

Awful awful awful